Kurt was born in the year X14 to Mr. and Mrs. Blobberts. Kurt attended Woxagon Elementary in the year X21 where he was in 1st grade. It was here where he met his three best friends, Douglas McNoggin, Eddie Horton, and Lloyd Nebulon. He was one of the few kids who did not make fun of Lloyd when he embarrassed himself in front of everyone on his first day.
Kurt is an optimistic but somewhat dim-witted alien. He always tries to find the bright side to every situation, no matter how bleak it seems. Unlike his friends, Kurt has no real interest in becoming popular and only cares about being happy with himself. Kurt is also appalled by violence and would rather be friends than fight. However, when he and his best friend Douglas became Kurtlas, all the power went to their heads and they became the biggest bullies at Luna Vista Middle School until Lloyd talked some sense into them.
- Mr. Blobberts (father)
- Mrs. Blobberts (mother)
- Meena Blobberts (sister)
- Edna Blobberts (cousin)
- Jeb Blobberts (uncle)
- "Hooray! I'm not sad anymore."
- "That creature's geography!"
- "I don't speak owl language."
- "I always figured Boomer was an evil time traveling genius."